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  • hebbar77
    09-04 03:06 PM
    how about including people who will be dying to the prayer list? Please dont include common people. Please bring your checkbooks for prayer meeting. After prayers you will get option to donate to charity.




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  • pooja_34
    10-14 04:17 PM
    You will get your new AP by end of Dec - so you should be fine!
    Hi all,

    I have to go to India on 1st jan , 2009 for 2 weeks , for my brother's marriage on jan 14,2009, but my existing advance parole expires on jan 12 2009.

    I have filed for the renewal of advance parole but I want to know as to what other option do I have , if I dont get my renewal advance parole by jan 1st ?



    If my AP expires on jan 12th and I come back on jan 16th and tell the customs agents that i have applied for a renewal and just didnt get it before I left, is that acceptable?

    Thanks for your help in advance!




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  • paisa
    07-04 03:42 PM
    Gurus, need a lil help clarifying issue in GC process.

    I've a question regarding location of work place for a H1B employee filing GC process.

    I've learnt that either after filing I-140 or I-485 stage, one should maintain as an employee at the same job position(job description as mentioned in LC) and also the geographical location. I've learnt instances where if an employee is half way through (lets say approved labor or I-140) his GC process has to start all over if he had to move to another branch of the same company in another city/state.

    Is this true? I might be wrong about the infomation above but I'm concerned as being consultant, I might have to move to a different city or state if I find a better project and am contemplating whether this would be an issue in future for my green card.

    If I'm right, employer has to file LCA for prevailing wage for current city I'm residing now. What will be the process incase I've to move to another city/state.

    I'd really appreciate if someone who has better official info or gone through this can clarify my queries so ppl like me can be better informed.

    Thanks in advance.

    Your LC is approved for your location. If your location changes you need a LC for that location. This is what I had found out a few years back. Things might have changed since then. Other thing my friend told me about this. So I am not sure what the actual rule is. better to confirm from lawyer




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  • pan123
    09-17 03:30 PM
    Folks,

    I need some guidance from experienced folks particularly those who hold MBBS degree from India and are already in US in medical profession.

    My brother has received MBBS about 5 years go and he is doing his practice in rural area. His wife is also MBBS and also holds a diploma on OB/GYN area.

    My question is if they want to immigrate to US what are various paths they can follow to get here?

    Thanks in advance.
    PAN123



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  • ujjwal_p
    03-26 03:40 PM
    just listen to the show - wonderful performance - you were crisp and to the point ... your points on this EB mess and the closing comments were great ... the 2nd caller shows the typical American common man mentality towards EB community ...

    First of all, Mark: Great job ! I think this was a great spokesperson job for our issue. I think the biggest problem facing our issue is lack of awareness. I disagree with sammyb's comment. I don't think the 2nd caller shows the typical american mentailty towards *our* issue. Any talk about immigration, be it legal or illegal, gets overtaken with the bigger illegal immigration debate. And that is natural given the scale of illegal immigration problem when compared to the legal one. I think Mark gave a great response to the 2nd caller by giving perspective. Until there is more awareness about the *legal* immigration issues and a separation from the larger illegal immigration debate, this will be a tough battle.

    On the face of it, this shouldn't be hard. People who follow the rules and the majority of them being tremendous assets to the American economy. Just the kind of immigrants a country would want : educated (in quite a few cases highly), skillful , law abiding and language proficient. Yet, here we are.




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  • geesee
    07-20 09:18 AM
    I searched for IV on orkut and got three communities back, one with 2 members and two empty.. which one are we joining?

    Search for one word - ImmigrationVoice



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  • basav
    08-04 02:30 PM
    Awaiting for the response from experts, kindly help.




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  • amitga
    06-24 11:41 AM
    Rupert Murdoch, Mayor Bloomberg Lobby For Immigration Reform, Path To 'Legal Status' For Illegal Immigrants (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/24/rupert-murdoch-mayor-bloo_n_623805.html)



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  • optimystic
    05-12 08:36 PM
    There are certain things that money cannot buy [for everything else there is Master card :) ].

    Seriously, If $2000 dollars would buy you a GC (guaranteed) then I think most (> 90%) of the people on this forum would have gone for that (or atleast convince their employers to part with that amount for a guaranteed ROI)

    It would be good to get some kind of insight into the thought process of IV core/lead team and how they think they can put a million dollars to effective use?
    I mean can we lobby/cultivate our own caucus (not cactus :D) from the ground up in the congress etc, who can work for our cause? What other such effective things can be done?

    Any kind of roadmap/plan of action that would probably help generate an interest and convince atleast some people to start donating.


    Just saw this on cnet .

    http://www.news.com/8301-10784_3-9941962-7.html?tag=nefd.top


    "The Hispanic Caucus sees it as a bargaining chip to get what they want, which is comprehensive immigration reform, amnesty for illegal immigrants, whatever you want to call it," Fishman said. "Until the Democratic leadership allows legislation (related to H-1Bs) to go to the floor on its own merits, that's the situation we have here."

    Though this is only about H1-B, but I would guess, that caucus would be looking at even other legal immigration/GC related proposals, amendments that come thru and try their best to piggy back on them to further their own agenda. To be able to effectively push legal immigration related laws/changes on their own merit and not held back in one common basket, we might need an equally powerful legal immigration/H1B caucus out there.

    But how to get there? Will million dollars help?

    Thats the million dollar question currently on everyone's mind I guess :D




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  • samshah
    07-14 09:34 PM
    We are in Houston and are interested to join.



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  • srarao
    02-15 10:48 AM
    Best thing is call the customer service and explain step by step.
    also take an infopass appointment and explain.




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  • rsdang
    06-16 11:59 AM
    Just a quick update:

    All 3 Lofgren bills will be marked up next week in the subcommittee.

    IV is working with the committee members at this time and will give more updates as the bills move forward. Please continue to make calls.


    Folks please call � Lobbying/Calling people is the way things get done in US� Get over your shyness. Just Do it.

    I was shy at first and was uncomfortable calling � after the first 2-3 calls I was calling like a pro� its takes half an hour at most�

    Please Please Please pick up that phone and call�



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  • GC20??
    08-12 03:26 PM
    As my priority date is current I contacted my local congressman's office for help with my I-485. NSC replied back to the office (see reply below) saying my background checks are still on. But the officer at the infopass appointment said my backgrounds checks are complete. I don't know whom to believe.

    Is this some kind of standard reply that USCIS is giving for Congressman's or Senators case status inquiry?

    Good morning XXXXXXXXXXX,
    Re: I-485s <Applicant Name>

    I have conversed with those in charge of these cases.
    The United States Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) is
    committed to adjudicating immigration benefits in a timely, efficient
    manner that ensures public safety and national security.

    Toward that end, USCIS requires extensive background checks for every
    application or petition it adjudicates. While background checks for
    most applications or petitions are completed quickly, a small percentage
    of cases involve unresolved background check issues that result in
    adjudication delays.

    Background checks involve more than just the initial submission of and
    response related to biographical information and fingerprints. When
    checks and/or a review of an administrative record reveal an issue
    potentially impacting an applicant's eligibility for the requested
    immigration benefit, further inquiry is needed. The inquiry may include
    an additional interview and/or the need to contact another agency for
    updates or more comprehensive information. If it is determined that an
    outside agency possesses relevant information about a case, USCIS
    requests such information for review. Upon gathering and assessing all
    available information, USCIS then adjudicates the application as
    expeditiously as possible.

    We have checked into your constituent's case and have been assured that
    the agency is aware of your inquiry, and is monitoring progress related
    to it. However, unresolved issues in your constituent's case require
    thorough review before a decision can be rendered. Unfortunately, we
    cannot speculate as to when this review process will be completed.


    We realize that your constituent may feel frustrated by delays related
    to his or her case. As an agency, we must weigh individual
    inconvenience against the broader concerns of public safety and national
    security.

    We hope this information and assurance are helpful. If we may be of
    assistance in the future, please let us know.

    I hope this information is helpful to you. At this time I am closing the
    inquiry on this matter.

    Thank you,

    <Officer Name>

    Immigration Services Officer

    NSC Congressional Unit




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  • gc_on_demand
    01-20 11:08 AM
    CIR was impossible all along. It was delusional to think such a political hot potato can pass.
    Not just my opinion ...but also that of IV board member: Greg Siskind.

    The good part is as democratic party losses seats....the CIR lobby weakens and piecemeal will have better chance.

    (1) Would CHC will vote yes on health care without any coverage for illegal and since CIR may not happen

    (2) If CIR fails why would CHC supports us in piecemeal..

    to me if no CIR then no piecemeal..



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  • pappu
    02-03 07:39 PM
    Congratulations.




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  • orangutan
    02-08 10:32 PM
    Some questions before I answer.

    1) Did you get married in a church or did you reserve a church for marriage?
    2) If you are not married how do you start immigration paper work?

    If you want to start paperwork, you need to get married.If you have to get married, you need to get married before March 31.If you have to get married before March 31, you need to get your marriage license before that.If you already got married why do you need license?If you are talking about marriage certificate for applying immigration, you can apply it on line.If he goes to jail on March 31st then ask him to apply for parol to come out.


    well i got marriage church, but we didn't got are license yet, because my husband have some problem in court.( he is a citzen) We'll know if he will go to jail or not in march 31.
    my question is:
    since we don't know if he will or not. I need to know if i can start my paper with the immigration?
    because if he goes to jail.. how we will do the interview if he is not here to go?
    what i can do??
    somebody can help me?:confused:



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  • thepaew
    02-08 10:35 AM
    This shouldn't surprise you, should it? In the US too, some engineers make 50K and others make 200K. It depends both on prevailing standards and the individual's skills/luck/location. I do know people making ridiculous sums in India, but they are worth every cent to their employers.

    It basically depends on how much value some people can add and how well they can negotiate.

    I think the 3 to 4 lakh comment was meant for people "who could not get a job at Microsoft or IBM." I think that the author qualified his/her comments by stating "Not everyone gets into Microsoft or IBM india. You have to compete with MS/PhD in computer science for the same job that needs BS in big companies due to high rate of competition and unemployment."

    Ok. So if I summarize, you guys are providing the following ranges:

    22 Lakhs to 40 Lakhs
    20 Lakhs to 35 Lakhs
    12 Lakhs to 15 Lakhs
    3 Lakhs to 4 Lakhs

    That means, 3 Lakhs to 40 Lakhs. :)

    Wow! what a huge difference




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  • nixstor
    02-23 10:48 AM
    H1B's are Resident aliens for tax purposes. USCIS and IRS use different terms.




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  • saturnring11
    07-22 06:31 PM
    You should analyze this situation based both on what it does for your career and immigration prospects.

    Let's say you accept the EB3 employment with the big company. Does that get you closer to where you want to be 5 years down the line?

    Can you not find an equivalent company or another job at this consulting company that would be eligible for EB2? This would be the best of both worlds.

    Life is about trade-offs. You've got to make the best choice for yourself weighing the pros and cons of the situation.

    If you value your career over your GC and think this is the best you can do right now, by all means jump. Otherwise, be patient and find the combination of EB2 sponsorship at another more rewarding role.

    Good luck!




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    02-18 12:17 PM
    anything that is work related is tax deductable as per my CPA .




    keerthi
    07-14 01:04 AM
    Hello Ruben,

    Can you help me out on the visa? My employer had sent you an email last week to aruben@srrlaw.us with the subject name "Keerthi Shankar".

    Earnestly waiting for your reply.

    Thanks.



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